I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque. The topic for this week’s page of puns is rocket jokes, so hopefully these will take off. Share Show Dropdown. Five minutes into the woods, he spots a huge grizzly, takes aim and fires… and when the smoke clears, bear is gone. He turns around and there, towering over him, is the bear.You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. Login; Submit; rocket launcher Puns. As he's puzzling over this, he feels a tap on his shoulder. R2 Detour.What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Check our Twitter and Facebook feeds for a joke on the hour every hour…The topic for this week’s page of puns is rocket jokes, so hopefully these will take off. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man. Dad: Son, you aren't allowed to use weapons of any kind unless you're being attacked. Tweet; Stumble; Pin It; Email; By Unknown . Favorite. Me:*proceeds to kill mosquito with a rocket launcher*I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque. Rocket Launcher Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man.Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon. They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant. My sausage and peppery lettuce sandwiches didn’t go down well.How many aerospace engineers does it take to set fire to your Guy Fawkes night celebrations? weapon puns projectile puns rocket puns ballistic missile puns cruise missile puns weaponry puns air-to-air missile puns bomb puns explosive puns warhead puns rocket engine puns jet engine puns icbm puns v-1 flying bomb puns arm puns bullet puns air-to-surface missile puns cannonball puns ammunition puns weapon system puns He’s over the moon.Bought some rocket salad the other day. Police Department Jokes About Using a Rocket Launcher On Speeders and It Backfires Featured 12/12/2018 in Funny The Loretto Police Department attempted to make a joke using a rocket launcher. It Takes Three Episodes to Fire but BOY is it Ever Worth It! Puns. I knew I shouldn’t have set up the rocket near the washing.Neighbours told me to bring bangers and rocket to their firework party. A man goes into a gun shop and buys a rifle to go bear hunting. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Missile Toe.If you like these rocket jokes, there is an index of joke topics over And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour, every hour now by following us on Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere.

On a parking meteor…What do you call a robot that changes the direction of a rocket? Me:*proceeds to kill mosquito with a rocket launcher* Muslim Band. None; you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to light a bonfire.Why did the cow get in the rocket? To go to the mooooon….Where can you leave your rocket when you’re in space? Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. Repost-Vote-Recaption. It went off before I could eat it.I launched my own clothing line this week. Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too.

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